Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?" Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there!
Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De. Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya? Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed. Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!